LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....

After nearly two years of compiling the 20th century's wreckiest personalities, we are pleased to finally present the special soul who we modestly believe embodies all that is tragic, ill-behaved, and devoid of any trace of grace or dignity whatsoever.

It is our pleasure to share this Patron Saint of WRECKitude with you, the rubbernecking public.

But first: CHICKENS!!!!!

THE OFFICIAL POEM OF THE TOP 100 TRAINWRECKS OF THE 20th CENTURY

little prometheus

By Sabeth

I have two legs, let me dance

I hear the music, give me a chance

Why should I live if I only

Hang around down at the dump

Of mortality

The world is bad I cry at night

Despairingly seeking chimerical delight

How shall I learn to fly if nobody

Gives me a trip on the wings

Of eternity

And all you want my father says

Can you have be happy and gaze

So what's wrong with me am I

Not bright or dark enough to join

And why

Rastless worthless childish cuffer

I don't want to beg anymore

I'll close my fragile soul's door

In my impatient anger I suffer

From your respectless words

It hurts

THE NUMBER ONE TRAINWRECK OF THE 20TH CENTURY

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